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allieinarden:

virtuouspagans:

whenever I feel bad about having a weird name I remind myself that C.S. Lewis’ middle name was Staples 

When I was a kid, one of my family members quoted the first line of Dawn Treader—"There was a boy named Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it"—and I said, "Brave words from a man whose name was Clive Staples Lewis," and my mom lost it. 

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  • Father Gabriel: And Daryl, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
  • Daryl: [throws ring at her]

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thechloris:

Rumplestiltskin - The Apprentice

Still gorgeous and amazing :)

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To All My Fellow Tennesseans

If you value the freedom of choice and your biological independence, PLEASE vote “no” to Amendment 1.  I’ve done some research, and, to the best of my knowledge, all it will do is allow legislators to decide which women need abortions and which don’t, which women need to carry to full term and which don’t, and a number of other decisions that they should have no right to enforce.


"1: all fungi are edible.
2: some fungi are only edible once."

- Terry Pratchett (via bableman)

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I want to see Mads trying to eat Hugh's arm

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  • Me: *playing Tomb Raider*
  • Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend: Mind if I sit with you?
  • Me: *squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
  • Grandmother: *sits* Thank you, dear.
  • Me: *continuing to play for about five minutes*
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother: LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
  • Grandmother: THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
  • Grandmother: OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
  • Grandmother: STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
  • Grandmother: KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
  • Grandmother: OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
  • Grandmother: RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
  • Grandmother: OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
  • Me: *slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
  • Grandmother: *sweet smile* Hmm?
  • Me: Grandma oh my god
  • Grandmother: *more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Grandmother: Kill them.

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The difference between male and female experience

  • Girl at work: I was walking home once and a guy pulled up and asked me for directions. My mum went nuts when she found out I'd gone over, especially since he had the door open.
  • Bloke at work: Why? You were just giving directions.
  • Girl: ...
  • Me: Because we are always told that if we are called over to a strangers car, we are going to be dragged in and off and raped to death. We are not meant to approach strange men in cars for this reason.
  • Bloke: Ha! Really?
  • Me & Girl: *exchange looks*
  • Girl: Yeah. Pretty much.
  • Bloke: *looks amused* That's crazy.

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